I think this BEARS repeating...
Somewhere in a padded cell, beneath the seal of the Department of Health and Human Services, the nation's top health official is performing surgery. The patient: a roadkill raccoon. The procedure: anyone's guess.
Meet Cuckoo Kennedy. He dumped a bear cub in Central Park, took a chainsaw to a beached whale, and castrated a raccoon he scraped off the road. A worm once ate part of his brain. He didn't take the hint. Now he's in charge of your vaccines.
Diagnosis: delusional grandiosity and public endangerment.
Treatment: a cabinet post.
