They told you it was for catching car thieves. Then it went up on every corner, solar-powered and always watching, logging every plate that passes and sharing it with anyone with a badge and a login. Immigration sweeps. Abortion investigations. Big Brother didn't need a warrant. He just needed a pole.
Enter the Flock Blocker: part Jason, part Leatherface, part Chucky, and all neighborhood kid. His chainsaw has one message, painted right down the side: Mind your business.
Look around: "1984" stuck to the pole, OBEY on the walls, CONSUME in neon, a rat reading the paper. Thought crime is up 198%, and the camera is the biggest snitch in town. Snitches get stitches.
