Every mall has them: the guys who are way too old to be hanging around the food court, and somehow always are. Meet the Mallrats.
Jeffrey wears his heart on his shirt: Fast & Sketchy. Donald went with a piggy bank in overalls, which is fair: he's always been both the pig and the bank. They've dug out the visor, the gold chains and the saggy jeans, all to blend in with a crowd half a century younger. Nobody's fooled.
They were close, really close. There's party footage. There's a quote about a "terrific guy" who likes women "on the younger side." And there's a birthday letter that one of them swears he never wrote. These days one of them would rather you forgot they ever met, but the photo says best buds.
